Some bad people have been holding me hostage for days now. These enemies of progress are shouting on the rooftop that I must write this gist or they call the Fulani herdsmen that kidnapped Papa Olu Falae for me. Since I don’t have N90million to pay Fulani herdsmen, I decided to surrender. This bad belle people said they can swear on their grandfathers’ graves that Hon. Monday Igbuya, the Speaker of Delta State House of Assembly was a goat meat seller, they added that the No. 3 citizen of Delta State used to sell goat meat at Awolowo Junction, opposite Ebenezer Baptist Church, Sapele. They said it was that business he was doing before he joined politics. Also, they added that all the goat meat eaters and pepper soup joints operators in Sapele were his biggest customers and they are missing him right now. Okay, but what is wrong in selling goat meat?
